Ninja humor

Here is where we pool together jokes specific to the ninja episode.


1. Since ninja seem to have their own version of Hammerspace, but with moderately sized Items (where the hell do all of the throwing stabbys come from?). Dr is going to push that a little bit, with at least one brick, toaster, and irate cat.

Hey, perhaps use a full shuriken-type attack with something completely ridiculous? Opponent, after getting sliced and diced by mini-knives, stars and spikes, shrugs it off. "Is that the best you got?! ~boggle, WTF??~ NO!!!!"

Or something.

Lol - very Black Knight.

How about the ninjas come down from the ceiling, and more and more keep coming down until there's no room left, so they create a second layer on the top and the ones on the bottom have to eat their way out? You could make it look like a cross between Pacman and Tetris.

I'm a bit confused...did you just suggest cannibalism?

I do agree we need some kind of ninja clown car...and a case of mistaken equipment when a ninja accidentally switches his smoke pellets with the ones filled with knock-out gas.

ooooh!! we need obscure fighting styles and moves.

I'm <i>always</i> suggesting cannibalism.

Ninja clowns
Ninja Labour Union
Ninjacrats
Ninja Office

NINJA CHATSPEAK!

Battlefield directives, by ninja or other, called in 13375p34k?

I second cannibalism. The word makes me smile.