New Arena Constructed!

The earth moves as static electricity is carefully converted to solar-hot plasma. Then suddenly everything whites out as the power produces a nova. All matter is re-arranged at the atomic level. And the soul-searing light fades to reveal a DOOM-like deathmatch maze.
A stentorian herald proclaims a new round of combat. Who will step forward to face the previous...almost-victor? Who will contend with the awesome might of *THWAGLOMP!* WHO WILL SHUT THIS BLOWHARD UP?!

Youko: *In playboy bunny suit and in girl from of a lusty and busty teenager with white hair and red eyes* Come on, face the kitsune of the every changing flames X< *Grabs a flaming sword and has angel wings on her back*

Zano: *Quitely sips tea*

What is up with you and Turning into girls?

Zano:I do not know, I am just cursed because of the H-girl

Besides I more or less seperate from Youko

Hahaha I also have a character that looks like a girl ^^

Rem: Shut Up! Don't rub it in my face, it's not like I care T____T



Yeah, very convincing hehehe

Rem: You really want to die, don't you....-takes out sword and walks towards me slowly-

O____O -runs away-

Rem: SO DEAD!...-starts to run and then starts to cut ryygim into a bazillion pieces-

Sheesh... Androgynes! Androgynes everywhere! And... gah! er... what was I saying?

(Kenro paraphrases Rime Of The Ancient Mariner, btw)

Hey, btw, we gonna stand round twiddling or I mean twiddling our thumbs or are we gonna fight? (begin to glow brightly)

*stands around twiddling*

*twiddles his thumbs*

LOL! What was that?

*Twiddles some more*

Seriously... when are we gonna start?

Kenro gives Zero a St Elmo's fire halo... halo inreases in brightness...

O wanna play rough wit' Zero, eh? Well you picked the wrong guy!

Fends off intense fire halo with own dark powers. Zero has been overtaken by darkness and launches a Dark Firaga to Kenro.

Kenro hastily throws up a magshield just before getting SLAMMED backward, gets a super-hot-foot as his feet grinds grooves into the arena yard Half-burried in detritus, he blinkblinks dumbly, clearly stunned. A pimple appears over his 'third eye' area which quickly grows into a slender rhino-like horn. Don't you just hate radiation sickness?

Seeing that Kenro defended himself, the darkness-overtaken Zero quickly loads up the solar-hot plasma from the field, and infuses with it the power of the darkness. The heat, radiation and the darkness accumulates into gravity ball? kame hame ha? Electricity?Whatever it is, it's notorious. And whatever he's doing, he's completely and utterly defenseless against ALL types of attacks. Who knows, Zero could drop dead unless he releases that 'whatever'.

" "Will Kenro and Zero be the only one's fighting?" "

Kenro, realizing that magnetism has no real defense against Zero's dark energy, divides his attention between trying to get out the rut he's in, and plumbing the heretofor untapped depths of chi power. If nothing else, hopefully he can dodge the next attack, but will even the power of Life Itself be enough to defeat Zero???

"Death .... or Life?" The darkness looms over Zero, whispering. "Power ... or Loss?" "Fulfillment ... or Vagueness?" "I'll grant you immortal power, you give me your mind and soul..."

Zero tries to get a hold of himself, obviously desperate to win, but not lose his self. To win, or to be tormented. The question that hides in Zero subconsciousness. Finally, he had a grip of himself, but releases the dark chi with half the energy. It vaguely misses Kenro. From now on, Zero will fight with his own might.

" "Will Kenro and Zero be the only ones fighting?!" "

Blown out of the hole he was in by the dark chi and sent flying, Kenro shouts in rage and not a little worry, fighting to right himself for a reasonably graceful landing. Unfortunately, he's quite rattled from the superior firepower and can only and barely manage not to further injure hmself as he rolls into a crouch... shakes his head, blinking to clear his vision... snaps around tracking for Zero... seems to have trouble focusing. Electricity crackles all along this direction as Kenro gathers ambiant energy...

Zano walks in with tea and starts setting things on fire ^^

Youko: Wooooooowwwwwwwwww such awesomeness...-sarcasm-

Zano*Throws Youko at kenro and Zero, who drool as here cosume is nearly torned off*

Kenro, the apparantly mute Spectrum Warrior, still dazed from Zero's Dark Chi attack, sees neither Youko nor Zano, but seening someone starting fires, and sensing danger therefrom, syphons all that static he was building between himself and Zero, collapses their polarity and sends a solid wall of plasma about 12 feet radius roaring toward Zano, separating and spreading as they approach into billions of micro-suns. As they settle over over Youko and Zano, they suddenly go nova. Kenro roars, "Pyromania this!"

Amidst all the mediocre chaos that is happening, a wandering warrior clad in long robes and cloak entered without saying a word, he did not speak for his mouth was full with cookies, he chewed...then swallowed the mashed cookies and finally said "LET'S GET IT ON!!!!" He moved with such awesomeness that words cannot do his awesomeness any justice. The opponents were blinded momentarily for he was too awesome. They cannot take his awesomeness and went blind unable to fight. Being a flurry of awesomeness the warrior wreaked havoc at the venue leaving the spectators and participants alike dead silent due to the Awesomeness that befell before them.

Note: KUNG FU PANDA IS PURE AWESOMENESS!!!!!

*Ian is brought on field as human sheild that asorbs attack! ^^, Bu then hitomi for some reason starts beating zano to pulse saying "stupid baka-head to everyone else"*

wha happened???

*Sits down, eats cookies and drinks coffee*

Okay, let's get t'is fight goin' baby!!!! (Although Zero lost half his powers, he's still pumped )

Gets a cup of tea made especially by Zero, and spills it at Zano's face.

THAT TEA HAD NO SUGAR FTW?!?!?!

Kenro had a low-bandwidth net-coma, his frozen avatar starinf where Yoko was.

"Patience.... patience...." evil conscience screams in my mind...

"Wait for the next poster..."

Loudspeaker blares the following, in a dry husk of darkly sillibant tones:

AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION AMONG OURSELVES, IT HAS BEEN DECIDED, DUE TO THE DELAYS OF THE TOURNAMENT, AND THE UNNECESSARY DISRUPTIONS CAUSED BY SUCH APPEARANCE...


... ALL MENTION AND USE OF THE FGHTER YOUKO IS HERETOFOR TO BE PENALIZED.
RETCON HAS BEEN EFFECTED, TO THE MOMENT BEFORE HER APPEARANCE, AND ALL FUTURE MEDDLING BY THIS PERSON IS TO BE IGNORED.

THIS IS OUR DECISION, IT IS DULY ANNOUNCED. IT WILL BE ABIDED.

THERE WILL BE A WINNER. BEGIN..............


trans: reset to when Zano first walked in. And please, no more Youko. It's killing the play

Kenro's image winks out as he reboots, then reappears somewhat displaced. The timbre of the furor of the crowd somehow different, he glances at each of the combatants, a 'wtf just happened, wha'd I miss?' expression on his face.

(((((hmmmm... let me see..... to when Zano first walked in....

Yessss all the darkness have returned )))))

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Blinking in and out, Zero searches for what has happened. It seems that the havoc has ceased, and all the energy regained.

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Waits for next poster to .... post.